Urbandictionary.com features a definition of a pizza slut as “a girl that works at Pizza Hut who gets fucked a lot by different men.” There’s even a mock dialogue added for clarification:

Employee: Let me stuff your crust, Pizza Slut.

Pizza Slut: Ok!

Pretty rough, especially since I consider myself a bit of a pizza slut and I’m neither a woman nor a former Pizza Hut employee. It seems there are enough patrons of Ian’s Pizza in Madison that feel the same way, enough to warrant an Ian’s “Pizza Slut” t-shirt, anyways. And Ian’s has the kind of pizza that is definitely worth hoeing it up for. Read more »