Best Song About Pizza… Ever?

T. Mario — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:58:58 +0000

In addition to our shared affinity for local restaurants, we Doctors of Za are also staunch proponents of the local music scene. But when Gilead Media mailed me a press pack and CD of Milwaukee hardcore outfit Get Rad yesterday, I didn’t know quite why. I mean, I was glad to get the album 1. For free, 2. A day before tonight’s CD release show at Bay View Brew Haus… but the glut of my freelance work falls into the realms of local dining reviews, concert recaps, and professional baseball or arena football profiles. And sometimes I’ll slap on a moniker to write borderline offensive things pertaining to pizza. So why me?

But when I heard Get Rad’s masterpiece “Drug of Choice”, I understood. Spanning just over a minute, it wasted no time striking a chord deep within me. It’s nothing short of scripture. I’d like to share it with you.

“Drug of Choice” by Get Rad:

“Every little bite I savor in my mouth makes it easy to forget about the times when I said no to cheese,

Now all I think is ‘give it to me’,

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time,

Pizza is my favorite food. Crack is wack but pizza’s good,

It’s motherfuckin’ pizza time!

I can’t find any relevant “Drug of Choice” audio or video clips to post. But it’s nothing short of the best pizza-related song ever. Dean Martin, God rest his soul, and his “That’s Amore” song can eat a bag of dicks compared to “Drug of Choice.”

Go to the show, get the record and live each day like it’s “motherfuckin’ pizza time!”

7 Sweet Pizza Clips

T. Mario — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:23:30 +0000

Pizza transcends the realm of food. More than any other edible, it’s malleable and accessible to a number of genres: Humor, adventure and song, to name just a few. Think about it, have you ever heard a song about a lollipop or watched a Saturday Night Live skit based around Sloppy Joe’s?

Oh. You have? Well, fuck it, pizza is still better. As I prepare my gunt for a Fox Cities pizza-eating marathon this Thanksgiving weekend, I’m taking a temporary step back from reviews this week to, instead, post some of the kind-of funny, moderately entertaining and/or semi-sing-along-able pizza-related videos on the Web to tide you over during this short week.

World’s Best Pizza Tossing Trick

I mean, I’ve done that before… but it’s cool to see what it looks like to the observer. Man, Drowning Pool huffs dong. Hat tip to my dad for this one.

Stella – “Pizza”

I love Stella, and this is my favorite short. Their “Pizza” seemlessly blends pizza, anal sex, attempted suicide and “the farts” to form five minutes of comedic gold.
“So how was the assfucking?”
“I thought it hurt a lot. She cut me right in half.”

24” Pizza Pie Slice in 18 Seconds

He stole my makeout technique and applied it to pizza eating. Genius!

Very HOT Pizza

Funny idea. Imagine if both chicks were actually attractive.

MadTV – “Pizza Hut Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za”

One of the few non-shitty MadTV efforts.
“Oh no you didn’t!” (domestic abuse). You can write shit like that!

Home Movies – “Pizza Club”

Home Movies had an entire episode about Brendon and Coach McGuirk starting rival pizza clubs. This is one of the better clips from said episode.

Red Sox Fan Gets Pizza Thrown at Him

An oldie, but a classic nonetheless. You know someone is pissed at you when they hurl a $10 slice of pizza your way. Awesome.

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Best Song About Pizza… Ever?

7 Sweet Pizza Clips