Oh. You have? Well, fuck it, pizza is still better. As I prepare my gunt for a Fox Cities pizza-eating marathon this Thanksgiving weekend, I’m taking a temporary step back from reviews this week to, instead, post some of the kind-of funny, moderately entertaining and/or semi-sing-along-able pizza-related videos on the Web to tide you over during this short week.

World’s Best Pizza Tossing Trick

I mean, I’ve done that before… but it’s cool to see what it looks like to the observer. Man, Drowning Pool huffs dong. Hat tip to my dad for this one.

Stella – “Pizza”

I love Stella, and this is my favorite short. Their “Pizza” seemlessly blends pizza, anal sex, attempted suicide and “the farts” to form five minutes of comedic gold.
“So how was the assfucking?”
“I thought it hurt a lot. She cut me right in half.”

24” Pizza Pie Slice in 18 Seconds

He stole my makeout technique and applied it to pizza eating. Genius!

Very HOT Pizza

Funny idea. Imagine if both chicks were actually attractive.

MadTV – “Pizza Hut Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za”

One of the few non-shitty MadTV efforts.
“Oh no you didn’t!” (domestic abuse). You can write shit like that!

Home Movies – “Pizza Club”

Home Movies had an entire episode about Brendon and Coach McGuirk starting rival pizza clubs. This is one of the better clips from said episode.

Red Sox Fan Gets Pizza Thrown at Him

An oldie, but a classic nonetheless. You know someone is pissed at you when they hurl a $10 slice of pizza your way. Awesome.