Pizza transcends the realm of food. More than any other edible, it’s malleable and accessible to a number of genres: Humor, adventure and song, to name just a few. Think about it, have you ever heard a song about a lollipop or watched a Saturday Night Live skit based around Sloppy Joe’s?
Oh. You have? Well, fuck it, pizza is still better. As I prepare my gunt for a Fox Cities pizza-eating marathon this Thanksgiving weekend, I’m taking a temporary step back from reviews this week to, instead, post some of the kind-of funny, moderately entertaining and/or semi-sing-along-able pizza-related videos on the Web to tide you over during this short week.
World’s Best Pizza Tossing Trick
I mean, I’ve done that before… but it’s cool to see what it looks like to the observer. Man, Drowning Pool huffs dong. Hat tip to my dad for this one.
Stella – “Pizza”
I love Stella, and this is my favorite short. Their “Pizza” seemlessly blends pizza, anal sex, attempted suicide and “the farts” to form five minutes of comedic gold.
“So how was the assfucking?”
“I thought it hurt a lot. She cut me right in half.”
24” Pizza Pie Slice in 18 Seconds
He stole my makeout technique and applied it to pizza eating. Genius!
Very HOT Pizza
Funny idea. Imagine if both chicks were actually attractive.
MadTV – “Pizza Hut Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za”
One of the few non-shitty MadTV efforts.
“Oh no you didn’t!” (domestic abuse). You can write shit like that!
Home Movies – “Pizza Club”
Home Movies had an entire episode about Brendon and Coach McGuirk starting rival pizza clubs. This is one of the better clips from said episode.
Red Sox Fan Gets Pizza Thrown at Him
An oldie, but a classic nonetheless. You know someone is pissed at you when they hurl a $10 slice of pizza your way. Awesome.
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I love these. Check out one more clip from Lucky Louie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bGWXOKVBW0
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
just 2 more for you to feel good about your clip choices rather than my crappy ones.
1. now you can feel good about giving them pizza anytime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjNYNMXwt0
2.this is one from my hometown, this tells you how bad commercials are there but on the bright side, that is like the best freakin’ pizza in town and it comes in a 56″ size as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkpunkU11YQ
February 5th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
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